Sunday, April 01, 2007

Last Supper Celebrity Dinner Party 2


Well, you asked for a new post so here it is....

Since the Easter season is upon us once again, I've decided to make my celebrity "Last Supper" Dinner party list an annual event. (If you missed the original post, see APRIL 2006)
I know I originally intended to have 12, like Jesus or whatever, but I can't think of that many. So, here's this year's list....

1. MIKE ROWE: Host of Discovery Channel's "Dirty Jobs", and narrator of about 10 other shows on that channel, Mike is the guy that's willing to try just about any job and can some how manage to be hilarious while he's doing it. Mike can simultaneously shovel shit and sing opera. He seems like an all around nice guy...funny, well educated, and with tons of excellent stories. Mike makes #1 on the list.

2. & 3. ADAM SAVAGE & JAMIE HYNEMAN: I admit it...I watch Discovery a lot...These guys are The Mythbusters, famous for testing to the extreme every kind of myth imaginable. They can make anything out of anything from flying machines to shark suits. They are artists, scientists, engineers, and little kids in adult bodies all wrapped in one. Again, seemingly nice guys that are sure to be full of great stories.

4. GORDON RAMSAY: Most people are probably familiar with Gordon from the FOX show Hell's Kitchen, but he also has several (much better) shows on BBC. While he certainly has an affinity for swearing (and is quite good at it) and can be quite intense and sometimes outright mean, he also has a very practical side that I admire. He believes in the value of home cooked meals, is a dedicated father, and can be very kind when he wants to be. I'm sure he's an excellent chef, and would be welcome to help prepare the dinner itself!

5. ANDRE CODRESCU: Andre is a poet, writer, and NPR commentator from Romania who lives and teaches in New Orleans. Andre's essays are funny, cynical, clever, and he has the most amazing, rich voice to listen to. If you are not familiar with Andre's work, check out his website HERE

6. AMY SEDARIS: Last year, her brother made #1 on the list. This year it's Amy. Amy is one of the most unique, undescribable people I have ever heard of. She likes to wear fat suits and make it look like she's been beat up (using make up). She loves rabbits and has an imaginary boyfriend. She has a new book out called "I Like You: Entertaining Under the Influence" which is totally fabulous. I wish I could throw parties as cool as hers. Hopefully, I could come close with this one.

Alright, that's what I've got for now. If I can think of more, I'll add 'em on later...

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Animal mutants...



These are real headlines on MSN's front page...

"Eagle carrying deer's head causes power outage"

"Chicken born with the feet of a duck"

"Is imitation crab good for you?"

"Virgin kimodo dragon gives birth"

"Fossil shark found alive"

Imitation crabs, chicken/ducks, deer-eating eagles, virgin mother dragons, live fossils....who needs a unicorn!

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

This is my life, and it's ending one minute at a time...



I am not my bank account
I am not the clothes I wear
I am not the content of my wallet
I am not my job
I am not my job
I am not my job

Only after disaster can we be resurrected....
It's only after you have lost everything that you can be free to do anything...

Thank god I watched Fight Club last night. It has really helped me get through the bullshit today.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Equus...


It's been ages...I know.
Here are a few things to note of late...
• I got a new horse. His name was Rocket but I'm changing it to Phoenix because he was born on the day that Ferris died.
He is really fantastic, and I'm so happy to have him.

• On the subject of horses, Daniel Radcliffe (of Harry Potter fame) is to star in a new production of the play Equus in London starting in February. This play is about a 17 year old boy who has a rather unhealthy semi-erotic obession with horses which drives him to blind six of them with a hoofpick. (based on a true story). While the outcome is rather tragic, the story seems intriguing and anything w/Daniel Radcliffe and horses can't be too bad. Unfortunately, I doubt I'll be in England any time soon to see a performance.

• December is shaping up to be quite a month of celebration and fun. With many gatherings to look forward to and visits from my parents and Bible (my friend Bible, not that so-called "holy" book that everyone reads on Sunday), it shouldn't be to bad having to stay in Memphis instead of heading home to Ohio.

• I got to eat at the Meat Palace (aka Texas de Brazil) for Thanksgiving. It was pretty great, but I wish we could have dined longer so I could have enjoyed more of the indescribably good meat.

I suppose that should be all for now...
Cheers.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Inked...


So, I got my first tattoo this weekend (image featured above is said tattoo) and I have to say it was a pretty great experience. Though neither tattoo artist that worked in the shop had a single tattoo (weird...) they turned out to be excellent artists and their reputations and the six week waiting period were definitely deserved and worthwhile. For anyone considering a tattoo, I would have to say yes, it does hurt, but not that bad. I'm extremely happy with mine and like the way my body looks more with it that I did without it.

Still to come...Why I have the absolute worst luck in fantasy football ever....

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Thesis, 10:13pm...



It's 10:13 on October 4th, 2006. After nearly 2 years of putting it off and avoiding it, I have actually written the first three pages of my graduate thesis.

Go me...

Monday, September 25, 2006

It's Fall and...


Here are some things I like to do...
1. Watch "Rushmore" and "The Nightmare before Christmas"
2. Listen to "Last Good Day of the Year" by Cousteau
3. Follow NFL Football. (Yes, I adore football. I know it is contrary to so many other things about me--my total lack of athletic ability, my detestation of all things inately "American", my feelings against hyped-up competitions, over-commercialization, and the concept that people get paid millions of dollars to play a game--but get over it...i did.)
4. Wear scarves
5. Drink Octoberfest beer or a good Red Zinfandel.

et tu?

Friday, September 08, 2006

Birthday...



Today I am one day older than yesterday....